You Know Who You Are

The internet is still broken.
I blame Paula Deen. NSA. FISA Courts.
The Military-Industrial Complex.
The Prison-Industrial Complex.

But not in that order.

(It is working but it is like dial-up, what gives, who at the NSA do I have to do tawdry favors for to get them to stop slowing this mother down!)

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
that
WAS
THE
LONGEST
HOUR
of my life with internet outage.

‪#‎FirstWorldProblems‬

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