Monthly Archives: October 2013

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Nope


‪#‎DowntonAbbey‬ NOT COOL!!! NOT COOL AT ALL.

I’ma hafta rethink whether I want to watch you anymore….seriously.

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Engine 280-Ladder 132 Centennial


Engine 280-Ladder 132 Centennial

FDNY members past and present gathered at the Brooklyn quarters of Engine 280/Ladder 132 on Oct. 24 to celebrate the firehouse’s 100 years of service.

“Generations of captains, lieutenants and firefighters have called this firehouse home,” Fire Commissioner Salvatore Cassano said. “There is a tradition of selfless sacrifice at this firehouse.”

Ladder 132 100 years salute #WeAreBigDaddy Sergio Big Daddy Villanueva

via Engine 280/Ladder 132 Centennial | nyc.gov

 

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Dear Sweet Baby Yeezus:


The person at the call center, the ‘effervescent’ Levi said “No Problem” no less than 25x. Ending with “No Problem, wanna thank you for being a loyal member of the family.”

*Good bye* :::click::::

Can you see the fumes coming out of my ears? Yeah they are there.

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Sex


So today..Madonna’s Sex Book turns 21…it is finally old enough to both do the dirty things portrayed inside & it is now an antique, like the Fairground Hooker that spawned it…

‪#‎NowYouKnow‬

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F Off Mickey Gesture

Oh HAI!!! You big “dope” Chris Christie—the Supreme Court said: GO AHEAD!!!! You know what that makes you? One of those Jersey Shore “Losers” you whine about. Plus a “Jerk,” a “Thug,” & let us not forget you are an “Ignoramus.”

Yeah, but most of all your continued enforcing of inequality makes you “an embarrassment.”

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Dear UK:


You can have Simon Hobbs back, seriously.

Just surprised that there aren’t more sites on the web filled with bile about him—CNBC must be suppressing them somehow…

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Truisms:


I’m just going to say it—because no one has:

Darryl Dixon is the Jesse Pinkman of The Walking Dead

We all want him to survive.

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DSM V?


Dear Lord, they are now “diagnosing” Munchausen by Facebook…

*ROLLS MY EYES SO HARD* (almost had a stroke)

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Timeline of Watch Me


Oct 2008: “You’ll never get elected and pass healthcare.”
Nov 2008: “We’ll never let you pass healthcare.”
Jan 2009: “We’re gonna shout you down every time you try to pass healthcare.”
July 2009: “We’ll fight to death every attempt you make to pass healthcare.”
Dec 2009: “We will destroy you if you even consider passing healthcare.”
March 2010: “We can’t believe you just passed healthcare.”
April 2010: “We are going to overturn healthcare.”
Sept 2010: “We are going to repeal healthcare.”
Jan 2011: “We are going to destroy healthcare.”
Feb 2012: “We’re gonna elect a candidate who’ll revoke healthcare NOW.”
June 2012: “We’ll go to the Supreme Court, and they will overturn healthcare.”
Aug 2012: “American people’ll never re-elect you-they don’t want healthcare.”
Oct 2012: “We can’t wait to win the election and explode healthcare.”
Nov 2012: “We can’t believe you got re-elected & we can’t repeal healthcare.”
Feb 2013: “We’re still going to vote to obliterate healthcare.”
June 2013: “We can’t believe the Supreme Court just upheld healthcare.”
July 2013: “We’re going to vote like 35 more times to erase healthcare.”
Sept 2013: “We are going to leverage a government shutdown into defunding, destroying, obliterating, overturning, repealing, dismantling, erasing and ripping apart healthcare.”
Oct 2013: “WHY AREN’T YOU NEGOTIATING???”

(had to repost this forgot where I got it though)