On My Way To A Wedding

This story is a series of updates posted on social media:

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Is at that point where I’m going to do something

tan dramático
so dramatisch
כל כך דרמטי
così drammatico

Will you care?

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Dear couple reading your tweets to each other at this busstop

‪#‎judgingyou‬ ‪#‎2canplaythatgame‬

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Tuxedo on the Bus. This oughta be fun. But I’ve always said that I’m bringing class back to the NYC MTA.

‪#‎BossAssBishOnThisBus‬

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Bus broke down. New one smells like butt. Still looking cute and classing the joint up.