On My Way To A Wedding

This story is a series of updates posted on social media:

Is at that point where I’m going to do something

tan dramático
so dramatisch
כל כך דרמטי
così drammatico

Will you care?

Dear couple reading your tweets to each other at this busstop

‪#‎judgingyou‬ ‪#‎2canplaythatgame‬

Tuxedo on the Bus. This oughta be fun. But I’ve always said that I’m bringing class back to the NYC MTA.


Bus broke down. New one smells like butt. Still looking cute and classing the joint up.