Dear George RR Martin,

I’m ecstatic that FINALLY on page 527 you brought my Arya (Cat, Blind Beth) back to me…but really she is the most endearing character & to make me suffer through 500+ pages makes me say you ought to be ashamed of yourself.

ASOIAF: Hurry Up George!

… has read three of the four books in ‘A Song of Fire & Ice’ series, and am flabbergasted that I’ll finish the fourth shortly and have to wait until July to read the new one — the gods both old & new have not given me patience …